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Internet Sufferers (Collected, transmuted and transcribed from around the globe]
SUGGESTED HILLARY CLINTON BUMPER STICKERS
Hillary 2016: She’s Giving You a Second Chance; Don’t F@%k It Up Hillary 2016: You Owe Her This
Hillary 2016: Time to Play Your Part in Her Narrative: Adoring Peasant
Hillary 2016: Fatal Attraction, the Sequel
Hillary 2016: We Don’t Need No Stinking Ethics
Vote Clinton. What difference, at this point, does it make? Vote your vagina! Clinton ‘16
Clinton ‘16. Change and Hope!
Vote for Hillary. She won’t screw any interns.
Break the glass ceiling. Elect a woman who married rich. Clinton 2016. A Washington insider since 1974.
I read online that it can be incredibly dangerous for your cat to have onion or garlic. And tomatoes are a big no-no, too.
That's all well and good, but you're left with a fucking bland casserole.
12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African- Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.
Oh the irony.
Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day.
Charleston police chief Gregory Mullen said,
“He went a little overboard with this unique style of job application, but we’d still like to take him on.”
Me and the wife found each other on Match.com ... 3 years after we got married.
Which was awkward.
Teen pregnancy rates are rising despite increased emphasis on sex education. I say, scrap sex edu- cation completely and replace it with pornography. That way, at least the boys will know to pull out and cum on the girl’s faces.
Cunning Stunts by Lucky Lawler©2015
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